Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Dramatic Court Ruling!

Cleveland, OH (AP) - A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Cleveland courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court rulingover who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of beingbeaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring thatfamily unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boycried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Cleveland Browns, whom the boy firmly believes is not capable of beating anyone.

1 comments:

JB Bryant said...

Ay, yi yi!!!

You got me there, Joe. As a Northeast Ohio resident and a non-sports fan, I LOVED it!!!

Thanks for the mid-day chuckle.

jb